I was at work doing work stuff when my manager asked to see me urgently, so I followed him and he made me came to the system administrators office (there were like 12 of them). They were all working normally while I was seated with my manager who told me he was extremely happy with my work and wanted to promote me to sys admin immediately and give me a big raise of 00U08.0$ an hour (the U is not a typo), and everyone at he office was cheering.
So me and my manager stood up, we shake hands and start leaving while still shaking hands, we were going super fast in the corridors like 10 meters per step, and I opened the door (still shaking hands) and got back to the normal helpdesk office. Me and the manager stop shaking hands and I turn to my former coworkers and spread my arms to give them a grand announcement; "I'm fired" I said jokingly because I wouldn't be working with them anymore.